Medicated For Your Protection
I Forgot Why I Cake Topamax
Me Want You Have My Cookies!!
The wiki and forum software will, in theory, automatically give you the format that will look the best for you depending on if you’re using a real computer3 or a mobile device, and if it is a mobile device whether it is a tablet or a phone, and what the screen dimensions are. Google likes to know that as well, so they can tailor their ads to you. Why that makes a difference to them is beyond me, but they know what’s best for us mortals, right? If the software got it wrong and you need to change the wiki appearance, then several cookies get updated. Thanks to those cookies the site will be able to remember that for you. If they aren’t around, it might guess wrong again, and you get to go through the change the wiki appearance routine with each visit. That’s the extent of the cookie use on the part of the site that has articles about medications and other aspects of being mentally interesting.
The spiffy new EU-cookie-law-compliant pop-up keeps its cookie off-site. So if you don’t accept third-party cookies (which you shouldn’t), you’ll always see that with each visit. Big whoop.
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The forum software (Invision Power Board, or IPB) requires cookies to work to its fullest extent. It saves your login information, when you were last on so it can tell you which topics are new, that sort of stuff. IPB software doesn’t track where you go or collect any information about you. Cookies are required only if you wish to be a member of the forum. You don’t need to accept cookies to read without joining.
There used to be an option to delete all the cookies associated with your IPB session if you don’t like any cookies hanging around, you now need to do that manually. You need to manually remove the cookies the wiki software creates. While many, but not all of the cookies begin with crazy_meds_ , all of them are in a folder named crazymeds.us, so searching for crazymeds or crazymeds.us will show you most, but not all of the cookies created by both the forum and the wiki software. Looking for the crazymeds.us folder is a lot cleaner if you want to delete our cookies without having to delete all the cookies from all the sites you visit. How you find and delete cookies depends on the browser and device you are using.
Googly-Eyed Muppet Master
Google wants to give you a cookie when you visit any page on this site that has advertising, which means practically every page on this site. It’s all part of their targeted advertising campaign. You know, making the ads more relevant to you by tracking the websites you visit and all that. Reality is catching up with satire and/or science fiction faster and faster these days. If you don’t want
the new Microsloth the new masters of the universe the REAL Evil Empire the nearly-sentient global Overlord Google and, perhaps, some of the sites on the ads you click tracking the websites you visit you have two options. You can opt out of this service (because it’s always opt out) and/or do what I do, which is set your browser to never accept third-party cookies.
Taking care of tracking cookies you’ll find anywhere that come along with those evil, evil ads that PAY FOR THIS FREE-TO-USE SITE, WHICH IS ALSO MY ONLY SOURCE OF INCOME is just that simple.
For more information read the page with the opt-out option, as it also has Google’s new privacy information regarding ads. Google also requires you to have third-party cookies activated in order to like/share us, Facebook will probably require that soon, and I have no idea what other social media/bookmarking site want. While liking us helps us a great deal, it’s certainly not required to read this site.
Pile of Pills
Vaccines Cause Immunity
Medicated For Your Protection
Why Can’t You Just Leave Me The Hell Alone?!?!?
Don’t worry, I will.
I care about you. I care that you get the right meds, or don’t take meds if they aren’t appropriate at all. I care about your health.
Be I really don’t give a rat’s ass about who you are, what your e-mail address is (except that a valid one is required if you register for the Crazymeds Talk forum), where you live (other than the country), how much money you have4, or anything like that. I only need to know about the computers and browsers used to access this site in order to present it in the best possible way.
So we’re all about HON code principle 3 - confidentiality. The only statistics I keep and make accessible to others are how many people read this site, which countries do all y’all hail from, and which search terms were used to find this place. I am once again publishing site statistics. I have published the approximate percentage of browser usage, and have discussed the percentage of people using mobile devices and which ones they use.
I can find out the IP addresses of visitors if absolutely required. It’s the only way I can effectively ban spammers and other total dickweeds. And as stated in the user agreement, you start discussing anything highly illegal, like selling drugs, you can bet your ass it gets turned over to the appropriate law enforcement officials as soon as it’s asked for. At least if they ask for it within two weeks, which is the maximum time the backup of the access logs hang around.
Another thing that is of interest to me is how you came to visit us, and if you found this site through a search engine what particular words you used in your search. Sometimes those search terms help me try to make this site better. Sometimes they just amuse me to no end.
Oh, don’t be embarrassed by my being amused by your particular choice of search terms, I have no way of connecting a search to you. Whoever needed to know about “Prozac” and “porno boobs,” I hope you found what you were looking for. I do our best with that sort of thing. I don’t know who you are, where you are or when you were even looking for that connection. It would even be difficult for the fucking NSA to track you down if they wanted to. For me it’s utterly impossible.
Coming out of the mental health closet is your decision. Stigma is a big deal in the English-speaking world. Just because I’m all out in the open about everything doesn’t mean you have to be. You may not be in a place in your life to come out. That’s fine with me. I respect your privacy.
And Don’t Go Near My Kids!
All of the above goes double for anyone under 16, especially since this site is not for, about, nor designed to attract anyone under 16. If you’re under 16, for God’s sake find an adult you trust to talk with. There has to be a
priest counselor family member teacher Scout Master fuck, you might be better off hanging around the Greyhound station until you meet a stranger in a van looking for a lost puppy carrying a bag of candy. No, wait, don’t do that. Start here if you’re in crisis mode, or one of the Community, Info, and Support sites on the right sidebar. Click here if you don’t see the right sidebar.
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1 I don't know which is worse, my baking or my photography. Suffice to say they both suck donkey dong.
2 Aside from the fact I finish them with Topamax and Depakote Sprinkles? If you haven't tried either you're in for a real taste treat. As well as a sure cure for many forms of migraines and seizures. The manufacturers recommend mixing them into applesauce or pudding, but I find the flavor and texture go better with cookies or ice cream. Obviously you shouldn't cook the Sprinkles, but you can add them to warm, soft oatmeal (or similarly textured) cookies.
3 It's obvious how old I am, isn't it? I even remember the origin of cookies.
4 Unless you feel like sending me some, or buying some Crazymeds merchandise. In which case I care that you do so only if you can really afford to.
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All rights reserved. No warranty is expressed or implied in this information. Consult one or more doctors and/or pharmacists before taking, or changing how you take any neurological and/or psychiatric medication. Your mileage may vary. What happened to us won’t necessarily happen to you. If you still have questions about a medication or condition that were not answered on any of the pages you read, please ask them on Crazy Talk: the Crazymeds Forum.
The information on Crazymeds pertains to and is intended for adults. While some information about children and adolescents is occasionally presented (e.g. US FDA approvals), pediatric-specific data such as dosages, side effects, off-label applications, etc. are rarely included in the articles on drugs or discussed on the forum. If you are looking for information regarding meds for children you’ll have to go somewhere else. Plus we are big pottymouths and talk about S-E-X a lot.
Know your sources!
Nobody on this site is a doctor, a therapist, or a pharmacist. We don’t portray them either here or on TV. Only doctors can diagnose and treat an illness. While it’s not as bad as it used to be, some doctors still get pissed off by patients who know too much about medications, so tread lightly when and where appropriate. Diagnosing yourself from a website is like defending yourself in court, you suddenly have a fool for a doctor. Don’t be a cyberchondriac, thinking you have every disease you see a website about, or that you’ll get every side effect from every medication1. Self-prescribing is as dangerous as buying meds from fraudulent online pharmacies that promise you medications without prescriptions.
All information on this site has been obtained from the medications’ product information / summary of product characteristic (PI/SPC) sheets and/or medication guides - which is all you get from sites like WebMD, RxList,
NAMBLA NAMI, etc., the sources that are referenced throughout the site, our personal experience and the experiences family, friends, and what people have reported on various reputable sites all over teh intergoogles. As such the information presented here is not intended as a substitute for real medical advice from your real doctor, just a compliment to it. You should never, ever, replace what a real doctor tells you with something from a website on the Internet. The farthest you should ever take it is getting a second opinion from another real doctor. Educate yourself - always read the PI/SPC sheet or medication guide/patient information leaflet (PIL) that comes with your medications and never ever throw them away. OK, you can throw away duplicate copies, but keep at least one, as that’s your proof of purchase of having taken a med in case a doctor doubts your medical history. Plus they take up less space than a bottle, although keeping one inside of a pill bottle is even better.
Crazymeds is not responsible for the content of sites we provide links to. We like them, or they’re paid advertisements, or they’re something else we think you should read to help you make an informed decision about a particular med. Sometimes they’re more than one of those things. But what’s on those sites is their business, not ours.
Crazymeds is optimized for ridiculously large screens and browsers that don’t block ads. I use Firefox and Chrome, running under Windows 72. On a computer that sits on top of my desk. With a 23 inch monitor. Hey, at least you can make the text larger or smaller by clicking on the + or - buttons in the upper right hand corner. If you have Java enabled. Like 99% of the websites on the planet, Crazymeds is hosted on domain running an open source operating system with a variety of open source applications, including the software used to display what you’ve been reading. As such Crazymeds is not responsible for whatever weird shit your browser does or does not do when you read this site3.
Crazymeds now uses a secure server, but it is not so secure that you can discuss anything having to do with nuclear power facilities, air traffic control systems, aircraft navigation systems, weapons control systems, or any other system requiring failsafe operation whose failure could lead to injury, death or environmental damage. Just so you know. So if you’re mentally interesting and have a job that deals with that sort of thing, talk about said job elsewhere. Otherwise feel free to discuss your meds and brain cooties.
No neurologists, psychiatrists, therapists or pharmacists were harmed in the production of this website. Use only as directed. Void where prohibited. Contains nuts. Certain restrictions may apply. All data are subject to availability. Not available on all mobile devices, in the 12 Galaxies Guiltied to a Zegnatronic Rocket Society, or in all dimensions of reality. Hail Xenu!
‘Everything is true, nothing is permitted.’ - Jerod Poore
1 While there are plenty of books to help you with hypochondria, for some reason there’s not much in the way of websites. Then again, staying off of the Internet is a large part of curing/managing the disorder.
2 Remember kids, Microsloth operating systems are like TOS Star Trek movies with in that every other one sucks way, way more. With TOS Star Trek movies you don’t want to bother watching the odd-numbered ones. With Microsloth OS you don’t want to buy and install the even-numbered ones. Anyone who remembers ME and Vista knows what I mean.
3 Have I mentioned how open source operating systems for commercial applications is one of the dumbest ideas in the history of dumb ideas?* I don’t even need my big-ass rant any more. Heartbleed has made my case for me. And that’s just the one that got all the media attention. The very nature of an open source operating system makes security as much of an illusion as anonymity on teh Intergoogles. Before you flip out too much: the domain Crazymeds is hosted on uses a version of SSL that is not affected by the Heartbleed bug. That’s one of the many reasons why I pay a lot of money and keep this site on Lunarpages.
* Yes, I know I’m using open source browsers. I also test the site using the now-defunct IE and Safari browsers. Their popularity - and superiority - killed IE and Safari, so that’s why I rely on the open source browsers. It’s like brand vs. generic meds. Sometimes the generic is better than the brand.