our personal experiences with and general comments about Topamax (topiramate)
I Forgot Why I Cake Topamax
I <3 Topamax
Topamax is also known as Dopamax and Stupamax, and here at Crazymeds1 we coined the term “supermodel drug” for both Topamax and Zonegran, because they can make you skinny and stupid. Among the bi-polor2 it’s known as Topomax.
Topamax is also a Godsend for a lot of people with migraines and/or various forms of epilepsy, and is the first thing a lot of neurologists will prescribe. Why? Because it’s the first drug since Tegretol (carbamazepine) with FDA approval to be used by itself to treat full-on, generalized, flopping-on-the-ground seizures. While Topamax might make you skinny, in the long run more people would rather take a low dosage of Depakote than a high dosage of Topamax to control their seizures, only you can’t officially take Depakote by itself for generalized seizures. And carbamazapine can be as much of a pain in the ass to take as Depakote, hence Topamax is the first med to try for a lot of people.
I’m more than happy to put up with the frequent renal calculus (doctorese for the sediment in my piss that is more “kidney sand” and “kidney pebbles” than kidney stones), the hosed memory, the increased problems in getting the right words out of my mouth, and random periods of coffee = panic attacks so I don’t have to worry about having some kind of seizure activity a couple times a week or go through the hell that is ultradian rapid cycling.
Topamax was originally synthesized in the 1970s, and was initially developed as an oral hypoglycemic to control weight in diabetes 2. It is an inhibitor of gluconeogenesis, as such is similar to metformin. Now that it is available generically Johnson & Johnson has probably given up its 40-year-long quest to get Topamax approved as a weight-loss drug for people with diabetes. Instead they’ll leave that to Vivus, who have combined topiramate and phentermine in an obesity pill called Qnexa. Qnexa - Mayan for “You’ve got to be fracking kidding me.”
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1 OK, I came up with the term "supermodel drug" in 2002 and first used it over at bipolar.about.com It started showing up all over teh Intergoogles in 2004, shortly after Crazymeds came into existence.
2 My rant about how bipolar is spelled is in a footnote for this site's homepage.
If you have any questions not answered here, please see the Crazymeds Topamax discussion board. We welcome criticisms of the articles, notifications of bad links, site problems, consumer experiences with medications, etc. I’m not always able to write back. Hence I never answer questions about meds via e-mail that are answered by this or other articles. Especially if they have been repeatedly asked on the forum. That’s why we write these damn things. Questions about which meds are best for your condition should also be asked on the forum; because this is a free site, so the price of admission is making things easier for somebody else searching for the same answer. We don’t deal with children on the forum or in private because after doing this for ten years I don’t have the emotional stamina to deal with kids who have brain cooties. How to contact Crazymeds. — Jerod Poore, CME, Publisher Crazymeds (crazymeds.us)
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1 While there are plenty of books to help you with hypochondria, for some reason there’s not much in the way of websites. Then again, staying off of the Internet is a large part of curing/managing the disorder.
2 Remember kids, Microsloth operating systems are like TOS Star Trek movies with in that every other one sucks way, way more. With TOS Star Trek movies you don’t want to bother watching the odd-numbered ones. With Microsloth OS you don’t want to buy and install the even-numbered ones. Anyone who remembers ME and Vista knows what I mean.
3 Have I mentioned how open source operating systems for commercial applications is one of the dumbest ideas in the history of dumb ideas?* I don’t even need my big-ass rant any more. Heartbleed has made my case for me. And that’s just the one that got all the media attention. The very nature of an open source operating system makes security as much of an illusion as anonymity on teh Intergoogles. Before you flip out too much: the domain Crazymeds is hosted on uses a version of SSL that is not affected by the Heartbleed bug. That’s one of the many reasons why I pay a lot of money and keep this site on Lunarpages.
* Yes, I know I’m using open source browsers. I also test the site using the now-defunct IE and Safari browsers. Their popularity - and superiority - killed IE and Safari, so that’s why I rely on the open source browsers. It’s like brand vs. generic meds. Sometimes the generic is better than the brand.
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