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Brand & Generic Names; Drug Classes

US brand name: Seroquel
Generic name: quetiapine

Drug Class(es)

Primary drug class: Antipsychotics
Additional drug class(es): Antidepressants Anxiolytics/Anti-anxiety MoodStabilizers Sleep Disorder meds

Approved & Off-Label Uses (Indications)

Seroquel’s US FDA Approved Treatment(s)

Immediate-Release Seroquel

Immediate-release Seroquel was originally approved in September 1997 to treat schizophrenia in adults . Since then its approvals have been expanded to include:

  • Treatment of schizophrenia in adolescents aged 13 to 17 .
  • Acute depressive episodes in bipolar disorder .
  • Acute manic episodes in bipolar I disorder, as either monotherapy or adjunct therapy to lithium or divalproex, in adults as well as children and adolescents aged 10 to 17 .
  • Maintenance treatment of bipolar I disorder as an adjunct to lithium or divalproex .

Extended-Release Seroquel

Seroquel XR is rated XR, in that it is for adults only. Otherwise its approvals are almost identical to vanilla1, immediate-release Seroquel:

  • Schizophrenia
  • Acute depressive episodes in bipolar disorder
  • Acute manic or mixed episodes in bipolar I disorder, as either monotherapy or adjunct therapy to lithium or divalproex.
  • Maintenance treatment of bipolar I disorder as an adjunct to lithium or divalproex.
  • Bonus approval: adjunctive therapy to antidepressants in major depressive disorder .

Uses Approved Overseas but not in the US

Off-Label Uses of Seroquel

When & If Seroquel Will Work

Seroquel’s Usual Onset of Action (when it starts working)

Unlike other antipsychotics, which can start getting your symptoms under control within 24 hours, Seroquel can take up to a week to work. Unless you’re taking it for sleep. That first 25mg knocks out most people. Return to Table of Contents

Likelihood of Working

Approved uses: Pretty good for schizophrenia, so-so for bipolar mania, fairly good for bipolar depression.

Off-label uses: Excellent for insomnia, good for anxiety. Due to the way Seroquel works and the nature of anxiety spectrum disorders, Seroquel can potentially make your anxiety better or worse at first, then do the exact opposite at a higher dosage. Even if you’re not taking it specifically for anxiety.

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Taking and Discontinuing

How to Take Seroquel

Manufacturer’s Recommendations

AstraZeneca says this for the eXtended Release (XR) form :
  • For Adults with Bipolar Disorder 1, manic or mixed : start at 300 mg taken once a day. Increase that to 600 mg a day on day two, and on day three you and your doctor can figure out where in the range of 400 to 800 mg a day should work for you2.
  • For Adults with Bipolar Disorder, Depressive Episodes : start at 50 mg taken once a day. Increase to 100 mg a day on day two, 200 mg on day three, and 300 mg on day four.
  • For Adults with Bipolar Disorder 1 - maintenance therapy : 400 mg to 800 mg taken once a day.
  • For Adults with Schizophrenia - acute treatment : start at 300 mg taken once a day. Increase by however much you and your doctor think is required, by up to 300 mg! a day, until your symptoms are under control.
  • For Adults with Schizophrenia - maintenance therapy : 400 mg to 800 mg taken once a day.
  • For Adults with Major Depressive Disorder - Adjunctive Therapy with Antidepressants : start at 50 mg taken once a day. Increase to 150 mg a day on day three. After that there is no clear instruction on reaching the target dosage of 150–300 mg a day for maintenance therapy.

--Seroquel XR PI sheet:

Crazymeds’ Suggestions

  • Bipolar Disorder: We suggest starting with one 50 mg dose at night if you’re taking another mood stabilizer, or 100 mg a day if you aren’t. If you need to increase by 50mg a day every 3–4 days and stay at whatever dosage gets your symptoms under control.
    • Unless you’re seriously flipping out, in which case follow the PI sheet’s guidelines until your symptoms are under control or you hit 800 mg a day.
    • By “seriously flipping out” I mean you’re hospitalized, or close to being hospitalized.
  • Schizophrenia: We suggest starting with 50 mg a day and, as with bipolar disorder, increasing by 50 mg every 3–4 days until your symptoms are under control.
    • If you’re crazy enough to be getting coded messages in your cereal, especially if you’re NOT eating Alpha-Bits, then get to 300–400 mg by day four. If not sooner.
  • As an add-on for MDD: Sorry, I haven’t looked into this.

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How to Stop Taking Seroquel (discontinuation / withdrawal)

Your doctor should be recommending that you reduce your dosage by 25–50mg a day every other day if you need to discontinue it. You can stop taking all it immediately if it’s an emergency (e.g. a life-threatening allergic reaction), but I wouldn’t recommend doing that without a doctor’s supervision. The major problem with stopping antipsychotics is a sudden return of your symptoms. Return to Table of Contents

Seroquel’s Pros and Cons


  • As one of the mildest - and most prescribed - of all antipsychotics it doesn’t really carry the antipsychotic stigma as heavily as the other meds in this class.
  • That also means it’s less likely to cause side effects involving prolactin (e.g. leaking nipples and/or man boobs) and movement disorders.

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  • You’ll sleep until next Tuesday.
    • Of course, that could be a good thing, depending on how your life is at this moment.
  • Other than the sleep thing, it takes longer than any other atypical antipsychotic to work. * You’ll probably gain weight and you might come down with type 2 diabetes.

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Interesting Stuff your Doctor Probably didn’t Tell You about Seroquel

Seroquel is marginally better absorbed with food. So if you feel you need just a little boost in the dosage, try taking it with dinner or a late-night snack. Since Seroquel can make you gain a lot of weight, be careful about that late-night snacking.

Like most drugs older people don’t clear it out of their systems as well, to the point that they may need a lower dosage. That’s not particularly interesting. What is interesting is that Seroquel seems to work better for people under 40 than over 40. Return to Table of Contents

Best Known for

Seroquel is notorious for two things:

  • Making you sleep until next Tuesday, leaving you with one hell of a hangover when you eventually wake up.
    • The hangover usually happens only the first time or two.
    • It’s a lot like trazodone in this regard.
  • And making you almost as fat as Zyprexa will.

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Seroquel’s Potential Side Effects

Potential Side Effects All Crazy Meds Have

No matter which neurological and/or psychiatric drug you take, you’ll probably get one or more of these side effects. These will usually be gone, or at least will diminish to the point where you barely notice it most of the time, within a week or two.

  • Headache
  • Drowsiness / fatigue - even when taking stimulants in some circumstances.
  • Insomnia, instead of or alternating with the drowsiness.
  • Nausea
  • Assorted other minor GI complaints (constipation, diarrhea, etc.)
  • Generally feeling spacey / out of it
    • Which can all add up to the ever-helpful “flu-like symptoms” listed as an adverse event on the PI sheet of practically every medication on the planet used to treat almost any condition humans and other animals could have.3
  • All crazy meds can, and probably will affect your dreams as well. There is no way of telling if that will be good or bad, let alone if this side effect is permanent or temporary.
  • Any of the above side effects you see listed again below means they’re even more likely to happen and/or stick around longer and/or are worse than most other meds.

Typical Potential Side Effects

The usual short-term side effects for second-generation / atypical antipsychotics (SGA/AAP):

Headache, weight gain, nausea, dry mouth, constipation, sleepiness, general lethargy, and not giving a damn about anything (emotional blunting). Combine the lethargy and blunting and you get what’s known as zombification.

Most, if not all of these will go away in a couple of weeks. Except for the excessive sleepiness, which could hang around for as long as you take this med, but is usually not much of a problem once you’re taking more than 100–200mg a day.
However, the excessively sleepiness tends to return if you start taking over 400–600mg a day. That’s also interesting, but many doctors and/or pharmacists will tell you that. The feeling like you were out drinking with the Wolfpack last night goes away after 2 or three days. A week at the most. If it hangs around for longer than that it might eventually go away, and it might not.
And, of course, weight gain. Although the weight gain with Seroquel is not considered to be as bad as that with Zyprexa, for some people it can be as bad, if not worse. Return to Table of Contents

Uncommon Potential Side Effects

Diabetes. Manic reaction. Muscle aches and pains. Getting all sweaty for no good reason. Tremor. Irregular heart beat and prolonged QT interval. While the sexual dysfunctions aren’t as bad as Risperdal (risperidone) or Zyprexa (olanzapine), they can still happen.

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Freaky Rare Side Effects

Infanticide - although the lack of Seroquel was the real cause of that tragedy.
Priapism (the never-ending hard-on) from an overdose. Kids, don’t try this at home. The PI sheet also lists “bone pain” and “abnormal ejaculation” so I’d be especially careful about taking too much Seroquel as a Cialis substitute in order to stay hard. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

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Seroquel’s Half-Life & How Long Until It Clears Your System

Half-life: 12 hours. Plasma Clearance: 3 days.

Steady State

Half-life is the average time it takes for you to process half of the drug’s active ingredient. If a drug has a half-life of around 24 hours and you take a dose of 100mg, you’ll have roughly the equivalent a 50mg dose after one day, a 25mg dose after two days, and so on. The rule of thumb is: multiply the half-life by five and you get how long it is for the dose you took to be cleared from your bloodstream4, so there’s nothing swimming around to attach itself to your brain and start doing stuff. That’s called “plasma clearance.” Complete clearance is a complex equation based on a lot of factors which may or may not: be published in the PI sheet, include personal data like your weight, or even completely figured out by corporate and independent researchers. It usually winds up being 2–5 days after plasma clearance no matter what5, but can take weeks. Sometimes a drug will clear from your brain and other organs before it clears from your blood.

Steady state is the flipside of half-life. This is when you can expect to get over side effects caused by fluctuating amounts of a medication in your bloodstream. Often, but not always the same amount of time as the plasma clearance above.

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How quetiapine Works

the current best guess at any rate
Seroquel is a broad-spectrum atypical/second-generation antipsychotic, and is tied with Zyprexa for third place in how many, and which type, of neurotransmitter receptors it affects. Most of its activity involves reducing the activity 5HT-serotonin and alpha-1a & alpha-2c norepinephrine receptors. Like practically every AP on the planet, Seroquel is a D2 antagonist. Being a potent antagonist at 5-HT2A, 5-HT2C, and 5-HT7, a partial agonist at serotonin 5-HT1A, and a little norepinephrine reuptake inhibition accounts for its antidepressant effect. Because of that last one, and the nature of anxiety spectrum disorders, Seroquel can make you more or less anxious when you start taking it, then do the exact opposite at a higher dosage.

In a way Seroquel is a kind of off-beat third generation antipsychotic (TGA). By definition TGAs (e.g. Abilify) are both dopamine receptor antagonists and partial agonists. Seroquel is a partial serotonin agonist at 5HT2. Which is mildly ironic, as the name Seroquel probably derives from Serotonin Quelling.

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Active Ingredient

quetiapine fumarate

The active ingredient is usually the same as the generic name, but more often than not it’s a chemical salt of the substance identified as the generic. E.g. Fluoxetine is the generic for Prozac, but the active ingredient is fluoxetine hydrochloride (or HCl). It usually doesn’t make much of a difference outside of the more esoteric aspects of a drug’s pharmacology, but not always.

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Shelf Life

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Seroquel’s Noted Drug-Drug, Drug-Food & Drug-Supplement Interactions

Check for Other Drug-Drug, Drug-Food & Drug-Supplement Interactions Seroquel may have at

Drugs.com’s drug-drug and drug-food interaction checker

It’s always a good idea to check for drug-drug interactions yourself. Just because most people in the crazy meds business know about really important interactions (e.g. MAOIs and a lot of stuff, warfarin and everything on the planet) doesn’t mean the person who prescribed your meds told you about them, or the pharmacist has all the meds you take at their fingertips like they’re supposed to. Or they have the time to do their jobs properly when not dealing with complete idiots or playing Angry Farmers on teh Faecesbooks.
Learn more about drug-everything interactions on our page of tips about taking crazy meds.

Name, Address, Serial Number (Generic and Overseas Availability)

Available in the US as a generic? Yes

Other Trade Names and Overseas Availability

Not including controlled/extended/sustained release suffixes (Efexor ER, Trevilor retard e.g.) or branded generics that are a hyphenate of the generic name and the drug company name (Apo-Citalopram e.g.).

Available as Seroquel in

  • Immediate-release Seroquel is available in Australia the EU, Ireland, New Zealand, and the UK
  • Seroquel XR/XL is available in Australia the EU, Ireland, New Zealand, and the UK

Branded Generic Names

  • quetiapin - Hungary

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Shapes & Sizes (How Supplied)

Available as immediate-release and Seroquel XR extended-release tablets Return to Table of Contents

Comments, PI Sheet, Ratings, Reviews and More


Loved more and hated less than its more fatifying cousin Zyprexa, Seroquel, is like Remeron for the bipolar, in that it may be the only thing that lifts you out of otherwise intractable depression, so who gives a fuck about how much you eat.

These days Seroquel XR is the prefered version. The immediate-release version is mainly used for insomnia.

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Pages and Forum Topics Google Thinks are Relevant to Your Mental Health

Full US PI sheet, Global SPCs & PILs, Other Consumer Review & Rating Sites, and Other Sites that may be of Interest

Seroquel’s Full US Prescribing Information / PI Sheet

PI Sheets for Other Forms

Official Sites

Astra Zeneca’s official Seroquel XR site Plain old seroquel.com resolves there as well. It’s really generic, and bipolar disorder is the main focus. I bet it won’t last very long once extended-release quetiapine is available as a generic.

Rating & Review Sites

Other Sites of Interest

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  1. Stahl, Stephen M. Stahl’s Essential Psychopharmacology: Neuroscientific Basis and Practical Applications (Essential Psychopharmacology Series) Third edition Cambridge University Press 2008. ISBN:978–0521673761
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  3. Stahl, Stephen M. The Prescriber’s Guide (Essential Psychopharmacology Series) Third edition Cambridge University Press 2009. ISBN:978–0521743990
  4. Virani, Adil S., K. Bezchlibnyk-Butler, and J. Jeffries Clinical Handbook of Psychotropic Drugs 18th edition Hogrefe & Huber Publishers 2009. ISBN:978–0889373693
  5. Mosby’s Drug Consult 2007 (Generic Prescription Physician’s Reference Book Series) © 2007 An imprint of Elsevier.
  6. Evidence-based Psychopharmacology Dan Stein, Bernard Lerer, Stephen Stahl © 2005 Published by Cambridge University Press.
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  8. H1-Histamine Receptor Affinity Predicts Short-Term Weight Gain for Typical and Atypical Antipsychotic Drugs
  9. New developments in the management of major depressive disorder and generalized anxiety disorder: role of quetiapine

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1 Vanilla as the geek slang for plain. As far as I know, no one makes a vanilla-flavored quetiapine. Although that does seem like a good idea.

2 Which is a neat trick when you consider it often takes a week for Seroquel to fully work.

3 As well as being an indication of half of said conditions.

4 Based on Julien's calculations from A Primer of Drug Action, the half-life multiplied by five is the generally accepted estimate of how long it takes a single dose of any given drug to be eliminated from the blood stream/plasma of someone with a normal metabolism. That's also the rough estimate for steady state if they can't get, or won't provide a number for that.

5 For crazy meds. I have no idea what the average complete clearance is for other types of medications. For all I know there are drugs that utterly vanish from your system in under five passes, and others that won't let go of your squishy bits for years after you stop taking them.

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