from the common to the rare; how long they last & how to deal with them
About Side Effects
Potential side effects (adverse events in fancy pharmaceutical talk) are often used as a rationalization to not take Topamax (topiramate). Many people will stop taking an otherwise working drug because of one or more side effects that are relatively minor and/or often temporary. There may even be ways to counter or mitigate the problematic effects.
It all comes down to a very simple equation: which sucks less?
There is no perfect drug. If you keep switching meds in the hopes of finding something with no side effect, or irrelevant side effects that don’t bug you as much, you could wind up treatment-resistant, and a med that worked before may work not as well as it did the first time, if at all.
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No matter which neurological and/or psychiatric drug you take, you’ll probably get one or more of these side effects. These will usually be gone, or at least will diminish to the point where you barely notice it most of the time, within a week or two.
- Drowsiness / fatigue - even when taking stimulants in some circumstances.
- Insomnia, instead of or alternating with the drowsiness.
- Assorted other minor GI complaints (constipation, diarrhea, etc.)
- Generally feeling spacey / out of it
- All crazy meds can, and probably will affect your dreams as well. There is no way of telling if that will be good or bad, let alone if this side effect is permanent or temporary.
So don’t operate any heavy machinery and try to avoid driving the first couple of days. We always recommend1 starting a new med Friday night / Saturday morning (or whenever your day off is) so you have an idea of how it will affect you for the first week or two. Keep in mind: most side effects are usually temporary in nature.
Topamax (topiramate) Typical Side Effects
Most everyone gets at least one or two of these
- Memory loss.
- Sleepiness, fatigue, and/or lethargy.
- A pins & needles effect (paresthesia), usually in your extremities, and that usually goes away after a week or two. If it doesn’t go away after two weeks it may never go away. The paresthesia may or may not be constant.
- Sodas and other carbonated beverages will taste like ass.
- Memory loss.
- Weird words coming out in place of what you wrench to say or spoon (aphasia).
- Word find problems, i.e. not being able to recall the names of people, things or, uh, you know, those thingies that are abstract…concepts! (dysnomia).
- A general cognitive impairment that has earned this drug the nicknames “Stupamax” and “Dopamax.”
- Shit, I’m sure I forgot one.
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Topamax (topiramate) Uncommon Side Effects
You may or may not get one or more of these, so don’t be surprised either way
- Dry and/or itchy eyes along with assorted vision problems up to narrow-angle glaucoma. Don’t flip out over the glaucoma. It goes away after you stop taking Topamax, even if you go blind.
- You may find yourself not able to drink coffee any more, so be prepared to quit the bean.
- Food in general, and not just carbonated beverages, may not taste quite the same .
- Frequent, intense déjà vu or jamais vu. If you were experiencing one prior to taking Topamax be prepared to experience the other.
- Full-body muscle aches that feel as if you were hit by a truck, or had a tonic-clonic seizure. Similar to Lamictal. 3
Potentially Dangerous Side Effects of Topamax (topiramate)
If you have one or more of these, call your doctor ASAP. Or now. Or get the hell off of the Internet and go to the ER NOW!
- Kidney stones and similar renal problems.
- Decreased sweating (oligohidrosis) and increased body temperature (hyperthermia). Adolescents and children are more susceptible to this one.
- Metabolic acidosis
- Hyperammonemia (build-up of ammonia in your blood), with and without encephalopathy (doctorese for “my brain hurts”). This usually happens when:
Topamax Freaky Rare Side Effects
You won’t get these. Unless you already have and that’s why you’re here
- Tongue paralysis
- Neverending cough
- Staghorn calculus. I’d like to know how you do calculus using antlers. “Calculus” is doctorese for “kidney stone” and similar problems that involve your squishy bits turning into rocks. “Staghorn” is your upper urinary tract. Staghorn calculus is painful, serious, and if you look at the pictures with this case report, rather gross.
- Palinopsia and the Alice in Wonderland syndrome. So Topamax explains Sarah Palin?
- Palinopsia is persistent after images, i.e. you keep seeing something you looked at when you look at something else. Read about one of our forum member’s experiences with Topamax-induced palinopsia. It was a temporary, albeit worrying, side effect.
- Alice in Wonderland syndrome is when you perceive all or parts of your body as being very large (macropsia) or very small (micropsia). It is often a symptom of migraines and temporal lobe epilepsy, so it is often fixed by Topamax. As with all anticonvulsants, anything Topamax can fix is also a potential side effect. I still have an episode of macropsia now and then, due to epilepsy that affects my temporal lobes and other places (so it’s not officially temporal lobe epilepsy), but it happens far less often thanks to Topamax.
Be very careful. Reading the PI sheet for a drug you haven’t been prescribed, or even discussed with your doctor, can often be an exercise in the fear of medications (pharmacophobia).
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Ways to Counter/Minimize/Deal with Some Side Effects of Topamax (topiramate)
- A lot of people who get the full-body muscle ache have reported regular stretching (e.g. yoga) helps.
- While Topamax usually works a lot better for certain things (e.g. ultradian rapid cycling) when you take it twice (or even three or four) times a day, if the sleepiness and/or fatigue are bad enough you can try taking all or most of your dosage at night.
- Drink plenty of water.
- For some of us weight loss is actually a bug and not a feature. Topamax is a crazy med that usually works as well, or nearly as well, the second time you take it as it did the first. Except you won’t lose any weight the second time around. Even if you do, it won’t be as much. So if weight loss is a serious problem for you, then taking a medication holiday for a couple of months should fix it. Although in my experience those of us who don’t need to lose weight are the ones who usually do, and you’ll probably be one of those people who still lose weight no matter how many times you stop taking Topamax and try it again latter.
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1 If you have the luxury of both a job and being able to cope with your symptoms not being dealt with for however many days you need to wait in order to do this. Read enough of this site and you can tell I live in a fantasy world.
2 Or your toes, or some other part of your body that wasn't being stimulated in any fashion other than as a side effect of Topamax.
3 As Topamax and Lamictal are both approved to treat Lennox-Gastaut syndrome, and are particularly good at dealing with atonic, or drop seizures, my guess is this side effect is a result of that. Sort of like how allergies are immune responses to germs that no longer exist, in that you get this side effect if you don't have atonic/drop seizures. So the next time you feel like bitching about this side effect, google Lennox-Gastaut syndrome imagine what your life would be like if your kid had that. Unless you're in pain most of the day, day after day, shut up and take your meds.
If you have any questions not answered here, please see the Crazymeds Topamax discussion board. We welcome criticisms of the articles, notifications of bad links, site problems, consumer experiences with medications, etc. I’m not always able to write back. Hence I never answer questions about meds via e-mail that are answered by this or other articles. Especially if they have been repeatedly asked on the forum. That’s why we write these damn things. Questions about which meds are best for your condition should also be asked on the forum; because this is a free site, so the price of admission is making things easier for somebody else searching for the same answer. We don’t deal with children on the forum or in private because after doing this for ten years I don’t have the emotional stamina to deal with kids who have brain cooties. How to contact Crazymeds. — Jerod Poore, CME, Publisher crazymeds.us
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