plus assorted interesting stuff about Cymbalta (duloxetine) your doctor won’t tell you
Anyone who uses this page, or any other short list of pros and cons, as the only sources of information in deciding which med to take for their condition is a complete idiot and/or crazier than they or anyone else suspects. Although far less stupid and/or crazy than those who choose meds based only on side effects or the recommendations of random people on sites like ask.yahoo.com.
Works quickly with a fairly low side effect profile for an SNRI. Less likely to poop-out than an SSRI. Probably the best painkiller around as far as approved antidepressants are concerned (because Savella (milnacipran) is not approved in the US as an antidepressant).
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I Forgot Why I Cake Topamax
It’s an SNRI, which means a discontinuation syndrome from hell if you want/need to stop taking it.
Doctors don’t have the time to tell you everything about a drug. Patient information leaflets leave out a lot. Even if the PI sheet covers everything the language is so dense and obtuse that the good stuff is often lost in information overload. Most meds have something interesting about them.1
Interesting Stuff Your Doctor Probably won’t Tell You about Cymbalta (duloxetine)
- Cymbalta is more effective when taken in the morning than in the evening. This has nothing to do with meals, it all has to do with our circadian rhythms.
- Smoking decreases Cymbalta’s bioavailability by about one-third in smokers. Eli Lilly doesn’t recommend any changes to how much you take or how fast to increase the dosage if you smoke, but don’t be surprised if you need to take more sooner than you thought.
Bipolar is NOT Contagious
PTSD is NOT Contagious
Epilepsy is NOT Contagious
Mental Illness is NOT Contagious
You don’t have to buy anything. Look around. Share what you like with your Pinterwit friends. Maybe they’ll buy it for you. Probably not.
Most drugs are known for something. Whenever Viagra or Cialis are mentioned what do you think of first? How effective either one is for erectile dysfunction? The pros and cons of each? Viagra’s weird side effect of cyanopsia (where everything you see is tinted blue)? Or that a hard-on can last over four hours, and that if it does you’re supposed to call Dr. Buzzkill about it to see if you may need a surgical happy ending?2
Crazy meds are no different. Most of them are notorious for some reason. Lamictal is best known for “The Rash” (or “The Lamictal Rash”), but it’s also the best drug on the planet to treat Bipolar II. Topamax is also known as Dopamax and Stupamax, and here at Crazymeds we coined the term “supermodel drugs” to describe Topamax and Zonegran, because they can make you skinny and stupid. Yet Topamax is also a Godsend for a lot of people with migraines and/or various forms of epilepsy, and is the first thing a lot of neurologists will prescribe.
Drugs can sometimes have lesser-known traits and effects that make them unique, such as Keppra’s ability to stop mania immediately as if it were an antipsychotic as well as killing brain cancer. Some are good, some are bad, some are just weird. Some might be helpful for you to know about in order to make the best use a med, or to help it suck less. Others are meaningful only to pharmacology geeks.
What Cymbalta (duloxetine) is Best Known for
Relieving one symptom of depression most medications, and doctors, tend to ignore: physical pain.
With SNRIs - unlike SSRIs - you should not drink alcohol. While drinking when taking other SNRIs like Effexor or Pristiq will just make you miserable, mixing booze and Cymbalta can kill you.
Noted Traits & Effects
Don’t worry about actually buying one. Windows shop and share the designs you’d like to buy or find worthy of ridicule. What else are you doing now? Working? Sure you are.
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1 Interesting to me at any rate.
2 Fun facts: The cause of that never-ending boner (priapism) is often a blood clot, which can work its way loose, make its way to your brain or heart, and kill you. So it's not so much about the inconvenience of a tent pole that can never be unpitched, it's about a potentially fatal side effect of ED drugs that they never say is POTENTIALLY FATAL in the TV ads. Viagra and Cialis are as likely to kill you as an antidepressant, but is Tom Cruise jumping up and down on a couch screaming about that? Maybe Scientology alone couldn't help him with that. As for the surgery that might be required, see Erectile function and dysfunction following low flow priapism: a comparison of distal and proximal shunts for the gory details, with pictures that will make you lose a few inches.
If you have any questions not answered here, please see the Crazymeds Cymbalta discussion board. We welcome criticisms of the articles, notifications of bad links, site problems, consumer experiences with medications, etc. I’m not always able to write back. Hence I never answer questions about meds via e-mail that are answered by this or other articles. Especially if they have been repeatedly asked on the forum. That’s why we write these damn things. Questions about which meds are best for your condition should also be asked on the forum; because this is a free site, so the price of admission is making things easier for somebody else searching for the same answer. We don’t deal with children on the forum or in private because after doing this for ten years I don’t have the emotional stamina to deal with kids who have brain cooties. How to contact Crazymeds. — Jerod Poore, CME, Publisher Crazymeds (crazymeds.us)
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1 While there are plenty of books to help you with hypochondria, for some reason there’s not much in the way of websites. Then again, staying off of the Internet is a large part of curing/managing the disorder.
2 Remember kids, Microsloth operating systems are like TOS Star Trek movies with in that every other one sucks way, way more. With TOS Star Trek movies you don’t want to bother watching the odd-numbered ones. With Microsloth OS you don’t want to buy and install the even-numbered ones. Anyone who remembers ME and Vista knows what I mean.
3 Have I mentioned how open source operating systems for commercial applications is one of the dumbest ideas in the history of dumb ideas? I don’t even need my big-ass rant any more. Heartbleed has made my case for me. And that’s just the one that got all the media attention. The very nature of an open source operating system makes security as much of an illusion of anonymity. Before you flip out too much: the domain Crazymeds is hosted on uses a version of SSL that is not affected by the Heartbleed bug. That’s one of the many reasons why I pay a lot of money and keep this site on Lunarpages.