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Brand & Generic Names; Drug Classes
|US brand name: Celexa|
|Generic name: citalopram|
|Primary drug class: Antidepressants|
|Additional drug class(es): Serotonin-Selective Reuptake Inhibitors|
Approved & Off-Label Uses (Indications)
Celexa’s US FDA Approved Treatment(s)
Major depressive disorder (MDD)
Uses Approved Overseas but not in the US
Off-Label Uses of Celexa
Panic/Anxiety Spectrum Disorders
- Panic disorders with phobias
- Combat PTSD
- Social anxiety disorder (SAnD)
- Social anxiety with depression
- As noted above, Celexa is approved in South Africa to treat OCD.
- Like most SSRIs (and crazy meds in general) it fails at doing a damn thing for hoarding. Not only that, it can sometimes exacerbate the symmetry and hoarding forms/dimensions of OCD.
- But Celexa is just fabulous for compulsive shopping
- Augmenting (using with) other meds to treat OCD. such as clomipramine.
- The data do get a bit mixed with straight-up anxiety, which is probably why it’s not approved to treat anxiety spectrum disorders.
Other Forms of Depression
- Severe & frequent hot flashes . Particularly in post-menopausal women and women being treated for breast cancer.
- Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD)
- Chronic fatigue , where it’s so-so.
- Fibromyalgia . Two studies.
- Various forms of unpleasant behavior, including:
- A variety of eating disorders:
- Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)
- Premature ejaculation
- I especially like the specificity of this study: Salvage Use of Citalopram for Treatment of Fluoxetine-Resistant Premature Ejaculation in Recently Married Men
- As well as this one: Panic attacks with spontaneous ejaculation successfully treated with citalopram and clonazepam
When & If Celexa Will Work
Celexa’s Usual Onset of Action (when it starts working)
Like all SSRIs anywhere from a couple days to over a month. If you don’t feel any positive benefit after six weeks, then you should talk to your doctor about either another SSRI or trying a med that hits another neurotransmitter.
Likelihood of Working
- There are just massive amounts of data with hard, real-world numbers from STAR*D giving actual odds of working:
- It’s a literal 50% coin-toss that you’ll a positive response within four weeks.
- And it’s a two-in-three chance that your depression will stay away.
- Based on what I can find in other clinical trials & studies, books, and anecdotal evidence, you’ve got a good 60–70% chance that Celexa will work, keep working, and suck less than MDD and any other antidepressant, except Lexapro.
- The data from the clinical trials for hot flashes are pretty encouraging, but anything in stage III tends to be encouraging.
- Its main problem with anxiety seems to be the short-term exacerbation of the problem.
Taking and Discontinuing
How to Take Celexa
Celexa (citalopram HBr) should be administered at an initial dose of 20 mg once daily, with an increase to a maximum dose of 40 mg/day at an interval of no less than one week. Doses above 40 mg/day are not recommended due to the risk of QT prolongation. Additionally, the only study pertinent to dose response for effectiveness did not demonstrate an advantage for the 60 mg/day dose over the 40 mg/day dose.
It is generally agreed that acute episodes of depression require several months or longer of sustained pharmacologic therapy. Systematic evaluation of Celexa in two studies has shown that its antidepressant efficacy is maintained for periods of up to 24 weeks following 6 or 8 weeks of initial treatment (32 weeks total). In one study, patients were assigned randomly to placebo or to the same dose of Celexa (20–60 mg/day) during maintenance treatment as they had received during the acute stabilization phase, while in the other study, patients were assigned randomly to continuation of Celexa 20 or 40 mg/day, or placebo, for maintenance treatment. In the latter study, the rates of relapse to depression were similar for the two dose groups (see Clinical Trials under CLINICAL PHARMACOLOGY). Based on these limited data, it is not known whether the dose of citalopram needed to maintain euthymia is identical to the dose needed to induce remission. If adverse reactions are bothersome, a decrease in dose to 20 mg/day can be considered.
- Start with 20mg a day and give it at least a week.
- If 20mg a day isn’t doing it for you go up to 40mg a day.
- 60mg a day probably won’t work, but as long as you don’t have a history of heart problems, you can give it a shot if you want to.
- It should work for at least 8 months at whatever dosage you’re taking.
- If you’re taking 40–60mg a day you might be able to get by on 20mg a day if the side effects are a bit harsh.
I can’t find too much fault with Lundbeck’s/Forest’s recommendations. Depending on how bad your depression is and your history with Antidepressants in general or SSRIs in particular, you may want to start at 10mg a day and increase your dosage by 10mg a day until it starts working. But if you feel like whaleshit on the bottom of the ocean, start at 20mg!
Like any SSRI Celexa can take up to a month to fully work. But if it’s not doing anything for you after two or three weeks, especially if you started at 20mg and have been taking 40mg a day for at least two weeks, then it’s time to move on to something else.
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How to Stop Taking Celexa (discontinuation / withdrawal)
Based on the 35 hour half-life your doctor should be recommending that you reduce your dosage by 10–20mg a day every 6–8 days if you need to stop taking it if you need to stop taking it, if not more slowly than that. Make that 10–20mg a day every week just to make things easier on everyone.
Celexa’s Pros and Cons
- Works well on the combination of depression with OCD and/or SAnD-types of anxiety.
- Your insurance company may actually be right if they insist on your trying generic citalopram for your first med. Unless your doctor has a better idea, and/or you’ve used antidepressants in the past, especially SSRIs, just by playing the numbers Celexa is more likely to work (and suck less) than any other AD on the market.
- Generic citalopram is as good as Lexapro for most people.
- Basically, it’s the current King of all Antidepressants.
- If it does happen, the weight gain can be bad for an SSRI.
- Your insurance company might still insist you try it even if you’ve failed two other SSRIs previously.
- Not all generics are created equal.
Interesting Stuff your Doctor Probably didn’t Tell You about Celexa
For whatever reason, it’s a good med to switch to if the SSRI you’re already taking stops working or sucks too much. A study with Prozac and another with Paxil correspond to the anecdotal evidence I’ve come across. So in addition to being the best first med to try - unless you have specific symptoms that indicate an SSRI isn’t a way to go in the first place - it’s also the best second med to try.
Best Known for
Being the first drug most doctors prescribe for depression.
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Celexa’s Side Effects
Typical Side Effects
The usual for SSRIs - headache , nausea , dry mouth , sweating , sleepiness or insomnia (sleeping is more likely), constipation or diarrhea (I wish SSRIs would make up their minds about these contradictory side effects), weight gain (if it happens the weight gain can be pretty bad for an SSRI), and assorted sexual dysfunctions . Most everything but the weight gain and bedroom problems usually goes away within a couple of weeks.
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Uncommon Side Effects
Tremor , brand new anxiety or exacerbation of existing anxiety , acne , disruption of your menstrual cycle . Given that it works on PMDD and severe hot flashes, those last two shouldn’t be much of a surprise if they happen.
Somewhere between rare and uncommon are heart arrhythmia problems like torsades de pointes (TdP)/prolonged QT interval (QTc) . This happens more often than I had originally thought. Here’s a list of drugs to totally avoid if you have a history of TdP/QTc/cardiac arrhythmia.
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Freaky Rare Side Effects
Rectal hemorrhage . Hiccups that won’t stop . Mouse had the unending hiccups. At the time it’s only funny when something like that happens to someone else. A year or two later, or even a couple months, it’s pretty funny no matter whom it happened to.
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Celexa’s Half-Life & How Long Until It Clears Your System
Plasma half-life: 35 hours. It clears your system within 6–8 days.
Half-life is the average time it takes for you to process half of the drug’s active ingredient. If a drug has a half-life of around 24 hours and you take a dose of 100mg, you’ll have roughly the equivalent a 50mg dose after one day, a 25mg dose after two days, and so on. The rule of thumb is: multiply the half-life by five and you get how long it is for the dose you took to be cleared from your bloodstream1, so there’s nothing swimming around to attach itself to your brain and start doing stuff. That’s called “plasma clearance.” Complete clearance is a complex equation based on a lot of factors which may or may not: be published in the PI sheet, include personal data like your weight, or even completely figured out by corporate and independent researchers. It usually winds up being 2–5 days after plasma clearance no matter what2, but can take weeks. Sometimes a drug will clear from your brain and other organs before it clears from your blood.
Steady state is reached in: about a week.
Steady state is the flipside of half-life. This is when you can expect to get over side effects caused by fluctuating amounts of a medication in your bloodstream. Often, but not always the same amount of time as the plasma clearance above.
How citalopram Works
the current best guess at any rate
Based upon our Communications Interference Hypothesis of psychiatric and neurological conditions (or brain cooties as we often call them):
- Celexa treats depression and anxiety by effectively raising serotonin levels in your brain.
- It does so by letting your synapses soak in serotonin for longer than usual by slowing (inhibiting) the mechanism of serotonin transmission deeper into the neurons (reuptake).
- Depending on where, and to what extent that effect on serotonin occurs, your brain is happier.
- However, the regulation of your dopamine can also be affected, which is the likely cause of various side effects, especially those involving sexual dysfunction.
- This study may explain why it, and probably other SSRIs, works in treating OCD.
- I wish there were more pretty neuroimaging pictures.
- Here’s another one, looking at people with several anxiety-spectrum conditions (OCD, PTSD, & SAnD).
- Your guess is as good as, if not better than, mine when it comes to how any crazy meds work in regards to things like PMDD.
The active ingredient is usually the same as the generic name, but more often than not it’s a chemical salt of the substance identified as the generic. E.g. Fluoxetine is the generic for Prozac, but the active ingredient is fluoxetine hydrochloride (or HCl). It usually doesn’t make much of a difference outside of the more esoteric aspects of a drug’s pharmacology, but not always.
Tablets: 5 years. Oral solution: 2 years.
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Celexa’s Noted Drug-Drug, Drug-Food & Drug-Supplement Interactions
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Name, Address, Serial Number (Generic and Overseas Availability)
Available in the US as a generic? Yes
Other Trade Names and Overseas Availability
- Celapram - Australia
- Celica 3 - Australia
- Ciazil - Australia
- Cilift - South Africa
- Cipramil - Australia,Ireland, New Zealand, South Africa, UK
- Citalohexal - South Africa
- Oropram - Iceland,Malta
- Talam - Australia
Shapes & Sizes (How Supplied)
- 10 mg tablets
- 20 mg tablets
- 40 mg tablets
- 10 mg / 5 mL oral solution
Celexa 20 mg Tablets
Comments, PI Sheet, Ratings, Reviews and More
CommentsIts efficacy, lack of drug-drug interactions with anything involving CYP2D6 & CYP3A4/5 (i.e. half the meds on the planet) and, now that it’s available as a generic practically everywhere, cost, makes it one of, if not the most-prescribed antidepressant on the planet. It’s certainly the most-prescribed, and usually the first-prescribed for MDD wherever it’s available. Unless your symptoms scream something else (e.g. anhedonia and the inability to figure out how to go about getting out of bed, in which case Wellbutrin would probably work better), citalopram should be the first antidepressant you’re prescribed. Unless your insurance covers Lexapro and you’re not taking a drug that interacts with it, you may as well get the med that sometimes works a little faster and sucks a little less.
Currently the only SSRI-class antidepressant that is approved by the FDA for depression and nothing else.4 Although that may change as it is undergoing phase III tests to treat hot flashes in women who experience them frequently long after menopause or during breast cancer therapy. In the latter it manages to do so without messing with tamoxifen, which is critical.
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Prescribing Information & Patient Information from Around the World
- Australian Cipramil PI
- Australian Cipramil Consumer Medicine Information
- Canadian Product Monograph
- Icelandic Oropram SPC í íslensku
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A Single Dose of the Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor Citalopram Exacerbates Anxiety in Humans: A Fear-Potentiated Startle Study Neuropsychopharmacology (2007) 32, 225–231. Published online 13 September 2006 Christian Grillon, Jessica Levenson and Daniel S Pine
Phase III, Placebo-Controlled Trial of Three Doses of Citalopram for the Treatment of Hot Flashes: NCCTG Trial N05C9 J Clin Oncol. Jul 10, 2010; 28(20): 3278–3283. Debra L. Barton, Beth I. LaVasseur, Jeff A. Sloan, Allen N. Stawis, Kathleen A. Flynn, Missy Dyar, David B. Johnson, Pamela J. Atherton, Brent Diekmann, and Charles L. Loprinzi
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Citalopram is not Effective Therapy for Non-Depressed Patients with Irritable Bowel Syndrome Clin Gastroenterol Hepatol. Jan 2010; 8(1): 42. Published online 16 September 2009. Uri Ladabaum, M.D., M.S. Annie Sharabidze, M.D., Theodore R. Levin, M.D., Wei K. Zhao, Elaine Chung, Peter Bacchetti, Ph.D., Chengshi Jin, PhD, Barbara Grimes, PhD, and Craig J. Pepin, M.D.
Citalopram Intervention for Hostility: Results of a Randomized Clinical Trial J Consult Clin Psychol. Feb 2009; 77(1): 174–188. Thomas W. Kamarck, Roger F. Haskett, Matthew Muldoon, Janine D. Flory, Barbara Anderson, Rob Bies, Bruce Pollock, and Stephen B. Manuck
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Evaluation of Outcomes With Citalopram for Depression Using Measurement-Based Care in STAR*D: Implications for Clinical Practice. Am J Psychiatry 2006;163:28-40. January 01, 2006 Madhukar H. Trivedi, M.D.; A. John Rush, M.D.; Stephen R. Wisniewski, Ph.D.; Andrew A. Nierenberg, M.D.; Diane Warden, Ph.D., M.B.A.; Louise Ritz, M.B.A.; Grayson Norquist, M.D.; Robert H. Howland, M.D.; Barry Lebowitz, Ph.D.; Patrick J. McGrath, M.D.; Kathy Shores-Wilson, Ph.D.; Melanie M. Biggs, Ph.D.; G. K. Balasubramani, Ph.D.; Maurizio Fava, M.D.; STAR*D Study Team
Sex Differences in Response to Citalopram: A STAR*D Report J Psychiatr Res. Feb 2009; 43(5): 503–511. Published online Aug 26, 2008. Elizabeth A Young, M.D., Susan G Kornstein, M.D., Sheila M Marcus, M.D., Anne T Harvey, Ph.D., Diane Warden, Ph.D., Stephen R. Wisniewski, Ph.D., G. K. Balasubramani, Ph.D., Maurizio Fava, M.D., Madhukar H Trivedi, M.D., and A John Rush, M.D.
A Proton MRSI Study of Brain N-Acetylaspartate Level After 12 Weeks of Citalopram Treatment in Drug-Naive Patients With Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Am J Psychiatry 2006;163:1202-1207 July 01, 2006 Joon Hwan Jang, M.D.; Jun Soo Kwon, M.D., Ph.D.; Dong Pyo Jang, Ph.D.; Won-Jin Moon, M.D., Ph.D.; Jong-Min Lee, Ph.D.; Tae Hyun Ha, M.D.; Eun Chul Chung, M.D., Ph.D.; In Young Kim, M.D., Ph.D.; Sun I. Kim, Ph.D.
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Tamoxifen’s protection against breast cancer recurrence is not reduced by concurrent use of the SSRI citalopram. Br J Cancer. Aug 19, 2008; 99(4): 616–621. Published online Jul 29, 2008 T L Lash, L Pedersen, D Cronin-Fenton, T P Ahern, C L Rosenberg, K L Lunetta, R A Silliman, S Hamilton-Dutoit, J P Garne, M Ewertz, and H T Sørensen
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Studies and trials referenced:
- Citalopram for the Treatment of Hot Flashes: NCCTG Trial N05C9
2 For crazy meds. I have no idea what the average complete clearance is for other types of medications. For all I know there are drugs that utterly vanish from your system in under five passes, and others that won't let go of your squishy bits for years after you stop taking them.
3 You'll have to talk to an Australian intellectual property lawyer to find out how an antidepressant and a Toyota are able to have the same brand name. Actually, I'd appreciate it if someone would talk to someone in Australia who knows why the hell the same brand name is being used for both products.
4 Luvox is approved to treat OCD and nothing else, making it the redheaded stepchild of SSRIs.
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