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  1. 1. Should You Be Taking Meds in the First Place?
    1. 1.1 The “Am I That Messed-Up?” Checklist
  2. 2. Everything You Need to Know about Psychiatric / Neurological Medications

When, preferably before taking any neurological/psychiatric medication (AKA “crazy meds” or “anti-crazy meds”), there are some things you should know.

1.  Should You Be Taking Meds in the First Place?

There’s a huge paradox regarding neurological & psychiatric medications in the US and many other countries. Many people who need to take drugs can’t or won’t because the stigma - either cultural, or due to pressures and expectations of their families - is too great, and/or they don’t have the money.1 Yet there are also people who are needlessly taking meds thanks to Big Pharma’s2 marketing campaigns, especially to doctors, along with their disease mongering.3
And there’s always one study after another showing how antidepressants, or other crazy meds, only work for those of us with severe depression, or other brain cooties.

1.1  The “Am I That Messed-Up?” Checklist

There are a plethora of self-diagnosis tests available online. Psych Central has more than you need. On official sites for medications you’ll find ten-question, multiple guess tests that are almost guaranteed to diagnose you as having whatever the med treats, and it’s recommended that you take a printout of that test to your doctor to, as the ads say, “Talk to your doctor about Panacea…”
Whether or not you need to take meds can be determined by a fairly simple test.

Are you experiencing moderate-to-severe physical pain that…

  • Makes it difficult to function on a daily basis?
  • Is the symptom of what is generally considered a psychological problem, such as depression?
  • Has no obvious source, such as waking up with the symptoms of a really bad hangover and muscle aches when you didn’t have any recreational drugs and/or physically challenging before you went to sleep.

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you need to see a doctor who will determine if you need meds. Test over. If you answered no to all of them, next question:

Are you able to function on your own every day? Can you:

  • get out of bed
  • get dressed
  • go to work (if you have a job)
  • feed the kids and/or other pets
  • do the laundry
  • make dinner
  • leave your room/apartment/house whenever you want or need to
    • and do so without taking two hours making sure the door is locked
    • or without the help of alcohol or some other substance you’ve obtained without a prescription
  • not max out your credit cards buying the materials for yet another life-changing project you’ll never finish
  • fall asleep without lying awake for hours being afraid of everything that can go wrong
    • or ruminating over everything that did go wrong in your life
    • and blaming yourself for things you had absolutely no control over
    • and reliving them
    • in vivid detail
    • over and over and over

That list can go on forever, but you should get the idea.
It doesn’t matter how many of those you answered yes to, especially since not every situation can be covered. If your life is a struggle or otherwise out of control, and you can’t make it through the day without somebody else to take care of the essentials most people can do themselves, and/or you just let it all pile up and not give a shit, then you probably need medication. What you really need to do is see a doctor who is qualified to prescribe those meds who will determine if you need one (or more) and which one(s) you need. At the very least see someone qualified to tell you if you need to see doctor or not. Test over.

If you can make it through your life on a half-assed basis without being a danger to yourself or others and just want it to be easier, there’s just one more question:
Do you have physical symptoms?

  • If and when you feel panicked/anxious, does your heart race? Do you breathe rapidly? Do you sweat?
  • If and when you’re depressed, do you feel cold to the touch? Do you feel pain? Do you actually need to sleep 11–14 (or more) hours a day?
  • If and when you’re super-irritable, or on that shopping spree, or otherwise a little too energetic, do you feel warm to the touch? Do you move more quickly than you normally do? Are your senses heightened?

If you answered yes to any of the questions that applied to you, or, if you think about it, you have noticeable physical symptoms along with whatever is going on in your head, then you need to see a doctor. You may or may not need meds now, but if you’re manifesting physical symptoms it’s bad enough for you to need some sort of regular treatment, like a therapist. Test over.

Otherwise, you probably don’t need meds. A self-help book or two and/or a therapist of some kind, and maybe a few lifestyle changes are all you need.

So, once you’re sure you need those often-lifesaving crazy meds that suck less than what you’re going through…

2.  Everything You Need to Know about Psychiatric / Neurological Medications

OK, it’s far from everything. These are things that most, if not all, crazy meds have in common. It doesn’t matter if you’re obsessed or depressed, schizophrenic or epileptic, bipolar or a migraineur, all of the above or none of the above, whatever meds you’re taking for whatever reason and condition, here’s the basic stuff everyone should know:

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1 It's especially ironic if you have a form of bipolar disorder with euphoric mania. Then you get to be ridiculed for taking expensive medications in order to not feel as if you've done a bunch of meth or cocaine, which are often cheaper than mood stabilizers.

2 The nickname given to the pharmaceutical industry, especially the largest companies like Eli Lilly (or Lilly) and GlaxoSmithKline (GSK). The name comes from the industry's lobbying group: the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America (PhaRMA).

3 Where they make up an illness where one didn't previously exist, such as Cephalon's invention of Shift Work Sleep Disorder as a way to market Provigil and Nuvigil as expensive prescription substitutes for coffee.


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