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Oh, How I Love The Onion

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#1 bipolar librarian

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 10:30 AM

Not sure if this is the forum for this, but....

New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked in Underwater Elevators

Oh, how I love The Onion

My favorite ever, though, was "God Diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder"
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 11:01 AM

That's hilarious!
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 02:37 PM

My favorite ever, though, was "God Diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder"

One of mine as well...though I think the 9/11 edition was brilliant.
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 04:30 PM

My favorite ever, though, was "God Diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder"

The Onion Radio News:

And the full article:

This explains a LOT! Ah, if God only had Lamictal and Seroquel... or Topamax and Abilify... or.....lithium.

He must be cycling up. The weather is beautiful, at least in California, and the economy is recovering. I've even gotten a few pings on my resume. All definite signs of euphoria and classic symptoms of mania. Also a classic symptom of mania are the sudden outbursts of rage that interrupt the euphoria without warning - look at the thunderstorms and tornadoes.

I think the author is right and that God is a rapid-cycler. Especially lately - it's sunny and clear, then cold and rainy, then sweltering, then cold and rainy - all within a matter of weeks. You just never know what to wear, and you dasn't pack anything away for next year.


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